Monthly Archives: June 2012

Parents Say the Darndest Things….

Dad: For a small town there is not a lot of junk.

Mom: If you want a sandwich I have some black beans.

Dad: Do you want the last slice of Bologna?
Me: Do what?????

Me: Dad, I don’t think Bologna is healthy for you.
Mom: Why? It is 98% fat free.

Staring at the fork in the river.
Me: I think it was Pocahontas who asked, “Should I choose the smoothest course, steady as a beating drum?”
Mom: She didn’t really say that. It was only in the movie.

Referring to dad cracking jokes all night.
Mom: Can you imagine how terrible it would be if I thought the same stupid things you did?
Dad: I wouldn’t be the only dumb Dick.
Mom: There would be two dumb Dicks.

Mom: Babette likes the wacky weed.

Mom: You need to use a breakfast bowl. We have breakfast bowls and breakfast plates and bright colored place mats. It’s what we use for breakfast.

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My Friend

If you care from someone tell them so. No need to waste time. Alex, thanks for being my church husband. I am filled with regret that I kept my crush on you hidden for so long. The time we spent becoming friends and getting to know each other was lovely. I have learned a lot from you. Hard lessons but much needed lessons. You are still reminding me. Thanks. You are my dream. Love, Nicole

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5 minutes that changed my life….

I do not know who these people are but somehow I was lucky enough to run into their blog and it has changed my life. Please take a few minutes to read this entry:

http://echansen.blogspot.com/2012/06/my-funeral-remarks.html